martes, 16 de diciembre de 2014

23 Things You Should Never Say To A Star Wars Fan

1. “My admired actualization is Jar Jar Binks.”


2. “Of beforehand I applause Star Wars! My admired Star Wars cine is The Phantom Menace & my diminutive admired is the Empire Strikes Back. I mean, it was too boring.”


3. “Han Solo did not shoot first, it was that blooming guy.”


4. “Well my admired activity was Yoda vs. Dark Sidious. ”


5. “Qui-Gon Jinn suggesting to Obi Wan to go on absent ships was clever.”


6. “I accept the Special Editions of the originals to the originals. They actually bigger the beforehand movies by accession them.”


7. “When Qui-Gon Jin explained the authentic attributes of the Force, it gave accurateness to chance IV,V, & VI.”


8. “Anakin accidentally aeriform a fighter ship; hilarious!”


9. “The activity amidst Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. Darth Vader in A New Hope was a abhorrent fight, the cartography was just… bad.”


10. “That pod hunt was badass.”


11. “You can see the references to Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin’s accordance in every prequel.”


12. “’And you’ve grown. Added beautiful.’ I appetite anyone would use that cast on me.”


13. “’This weapon is your life.’ I abject Obi-Wan Kenobi said that in The Attack of the Clones, so training with the afire sabre is essential.”


14. “Of beforehand the Jedi Counsel had a accustomed accuracy to advanced Anakin & Padmé to Naboo.”


15. “The afire sabre was actually not abracadabra in the Attack of The Clones or Revenge of the Sith.”


16. “Han Solo should’ve appeared in Revenge of the Sith.”


17. “The Max Rebo cast got bigger with every new update.”


18. “Thank god Lucas added the bifold “no” in Return of the Jedi.”


19. “Yub Nub needed to go.”


20. “The prequels were bogus for kids.”


21. “I’m adored they took out Sebastian Shaw at the end of Return of the Jedi.”


22. “Samuel Jackson was the adapted anxiety as Mace Windu.”


23. “If you like the originals added than the prequels, you are an idiot.”

image – Star Wars Trilogy (A New Hope / The Empire Strikes Back / Return of the Jedi) (Widescreen Edition with Bonus Disc)

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