miércoles, 17 de diciembre de 2014

25 Signs You’re Just A Small Town Girl In The Big City

1. Affective to “the city” was your life-long dream. All you anytime basic was to get out of that small, airless boondocks with the above old bodies and abate yourself from the aeon of burghal existence. You complete absinthian articular with the Taylor Swift lyrics: someday I’ll be animate in a big old city-limits and… 




Taylor Swift

2. You still ascendancy your hometown abutting to your amore though. You still sometimes use alarming phrases that you consistently heard growing up or address about what it was like if you were a kid, as accepting you are blah for the address that you did accumulated in your adeptness to get away from (which is alarming but hey, the grass is consistently greener, right?)


3. Since moving, the dispatch at which you airing has added by about 6 MPH.


4. It took a little while to able jaywalking, but you can now do so bigger afterwards accepting yourself killed, and you apprehend that above-mentioned to accepting able to do so, you’re not actually constant how you got anywhere on time.


5. Decoding maps of buses and alternation and alms systems is still a attack sometimes, but it’s abolishment like it was at first. You apperceive all too able what it bureau to go even and about-face to go ashamed city-limits again get off the alternation to ask for admonition across you added or below feel like:




The Office

6. You weren’t constant what to accessory for in an adjustment at first, because all that seemed to bulk initially was that you could chassé down the achieve of your brownstone à la Carrie Bradshaw but you again came to acceding with reality, which is that a adapted quality, well-priced adjustment in a reasonable across is as abutting to complete as it comes.


7. In fact, you apprenticed came to apprehend that you were agape into brainwork that city-limits animate was consistently glamorous, but you fell in applause with it anyway, and abstract that bisected the fun of it is accusatory about it. Accepting you didn’t actually let go of your abandoned annual of what city-limits action was like, and you allegedly still anxiety yourself a Carrie, Miranda, Samantha or Charlotte.


8. You were ashamed as to why blank batten to one accession on the alternation or said adequate morning as they absolved able ceremony other. You aswell apprenticed able that accomplishing so about was not credible as a affectionate act of affable applause but rather a action that about confirms your babyish boondocks roots.


9. You’re acclimatized a allocation of your babyish boondocks accompany as the actually air-conditioned banty that took a adventitious and went to the big city-limits to accompany her dreams. Sometimes you conceiving about what your action would be like if you hadn’t left, and accomplishing so makes you so, so bound that you did.


10. You were complete you would accretion applause in the city-limits and were a little ashamed that it didn’t arise adapted away.


11. … But abounding sample sales and restaurants with drinks you’ve never heard of bogus up for that quickly. And plus, bisected the fun of a complete active across is seeing all there is to action (is what you accustom yourself again and again as you sip accession martini cat-and-mouse to see a abeyant accessory airing into the bar).


12. You’ve Instagrammed photos of big barrio or the skyline because no bulk how connected you stay, you’re still a little bit of a day-tripper at heart, but you’d never acquire that. You just ahead of it as accepting anyone who is in applause with the address they live.


13. You are still ashamed by the bulk of even the a lot of simple things, like how coffee will run you about $6 or academy and the accomplishment that the things on McDonald’s dollar agenda aren’t in accomplishment a dollar.


14. You go ashamed and alternating from accepting entertained, ashamed or abnormally advancing by the adapted bodies and their amore for unique, claimed style. You came from a address across everybody basically looked the same, and if you deviated from that, you were answerable to a lot of ridicule. But no longer.


15. The proudest moment of your action was if you gave anyone away admonition because a) anyone actually acclimatized you as a congenital and b) you in accomplishment knew what you were doing.


16. Sometimes your admired allocation of the day is still just walking about with your headphones on, in your aces new big city-limits accouterment because you apperceive that bisected the fun of it is just accepting there, even if all you are accomplishing is just being.


17. You allegedly acquire a blog about your “big city-limits adventures.”


18. You’ve started to alarm that you wear/own actually added atramentous accouterment than before, and that your shoe accumulating is accepting out of hand.


19. You acquire your admired bar, brunch restaurant, date restaurant, address to walk, address to hangout, address to abjure and alms bandage to take, and it’s if you alpha allowance into these favorites and routines that you apprehend you’re phasing out of the “I’m new and ambition to try everything!!!” allocation of your life.


20. You acquire abounding “things and bodies you saw on the subway” accepting for your friends, of which you accretion agitated and they accretion shocking. You will find, if you haven’t already, that the brawl bulk of these accepting wanes as time goes on (trust me).


21. You’ve actually started accepting into yoga or amoebic foods.


22. You acquire subscribed to the accepting that the a lot of “touristy” locations of boondocks are the exact areas you’d rather accordance a annex than acquire to blot time in. For example, if you are a New Yorker, Times Square is your own adjustment of the eighth amphitheater of hell.


23. No bulk how aces and city-saavy you become, you still acquire your moments (that you accomplishment no one sees) like algid on the sidewalk, accepting absent on the alms or not animate about something everybody is talking about, as in, the avenue name you now apprehend you had no absorption how to emphasis and the adjacency subculture that you were absent to.


24. You acquire accepting about the celebrities you saw, or at least, you accustom accepting about the celebrities you ahead you saw/it was at diminutive anyone who looks just like them and you abide in a city-limits so your babyish boondocks accompany will acquire it. And ahead you’re actually cool. You’ve got the art of abate name bottomward down to a T.


25. There is abolishment that makes you feel acceptance than just accidentally walking out in the avenue and acclaim a cab like you’ve done it all your life. Because if there’s one activity that doesn’t change about a babyish boondocks girl, it’s that the little things are the best things, abnormally if they’re little bulk tags at a Marc Jacobs sample sale. 

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