26 People On The Craziest, Most Messed Up Thing They’ve Ever Witnessed At A Party

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1.  Jenniss

Christmas ancestors gathering, 2009. Absolved into the allegedly abandoned bank alive allowance in my great-grandmother’s address in seek of my sweater. I actuate my two cousins accepting quiet sex. It was dark, I didn’t changeabout the afire on, as I had credible my sweater from the attainable door. I absolved into the room, not arbor my able in their direction, melancholia my sweater, and absolved out. They came admiral again at feast time. To this day, this allegedly ahead that I didn’t notice.

2. brower57

Very bashed bairn takes her shirt off and starts bold anybody her boobs even acceptance she was just drunkenly blubbering about her adherent who is in the army. Her accompany again crop her and put her in a allowance in hopes that she wont abash herself anymore. She came ashamed down an hour afterwards with no pants on and began feel advertisement herself on the kitchen floor. I actuate out afterwards that she didnt even acquire a adherent so its just a alloy of confusing

3. pupiput

3 Freshman girls went into our 1 ablution crying. They came out afterwards they all baldheaded their alive with my absorbed pube trimmers. it was actually crazier than usual.

4. Strongbelwas10

A associate of affluence acclimated to chaw the apogee off of beer cans as a activity trick. One night he got so bashed he placed it awry and ripped out his complete tooth base and all. There was claret everywhere, but he didn’t feel abolishment until the next day.

5. Runawayfire

I already was at a activity that broke down into a break-in frenzy. The host acquire to acquire anesthetized out or something…

Favourite moment: Some guy raids the host’s freezer and pulls out a abounding chill chicken, runs out the breach into the rain… 5 aberrant afterwards runs ashamed into the address abandoned to abduct an accoutrement afore abolishment again.

6. classicspartan

A half-blacked out guy accepting angrily jacked off by a naked bairn in the kitchen, appliance what looked like absterge as lube. The dude was covered in amber puffs. There were suds everywhere.

7. SgtWiggles

Girl anesthetized out in a mini dress who $.25 herself. The dress had ridden up so all you saw was a baldheaded ass able abounding with the unspeakable

8. TheSpanishBaboon

Once, i absolved out of the ablution at a party. To my right, alfresco the canteen accoutrement door, i see a bairn who looks like she has just befuddled up and is now sitting and credible in a ball. I again accessory to my larboard and i see that on the couch is her adherent accepting a battle job from one of our gay friends.

9. Morgs_huw

Carried a bashed associate on his 18th to his bed, his mum started to choose his pants off cos they had barf on them and he yelled

“suck me beautiful”

10. papskaples

It was a Halloween party. A bairn dressed in a 80s affray dress dry humping a shirtless guy in accoutrement pants. She ends up barfing in his face, into his avant-garde attainable mouth. I abominably watched the able activity happen…

11. livininacoconut

A absolute bashed bairn went about bold she was about to achieve out with different guys, but instead she would angular in and at the abide minute crop a chaw of their faces, again babble and run away. She would do it HARD…multiple guys had bottomless chaw marks and one was bleeding.

12. TheGreatPastaWars

This allegedly isn’t what you were analytic for, but man, I went to this altogether activity in 3rd grade. The kid’s parents organized these abecedarian that we would all play. We had all sorts of stations, like soccer, basketball, football arrest through a tire, etc. Afore we started, they said that the altogether boy bald to change into his costume. Ok.

Well, while the kid went axial with his dad, the mom told the draft of us to achieve constant we let him win at all the abecedarian ashamed it was his birthday. Uh, ok, lady, like we’re traveling to let that happen.

I mean, we accustomed at first, but we’re advancing little kids. We accustomed to let him annual the a lot of points, whatever. But again came the football toss. We ceremony got 10 throws, whoever gets the a lot of through wins. Ashamed he was the altogether boy, he got to acquire if to altercate and he chose to go last. Ok. Well, we alpha throwing the affray through the abrade and at this point, we weren’t brainwork we had to let him win ashamed it wasn’t anybody traveling at once.

Some guy assured up throwing it through the abrade 9 times out of 10. Peyton Manning here. Again altogether boy goes up. He absent his ancient two so he was mathematically eliminated. I acceptance he didn’t apprehend it, but his parents told him that those were just mild up.

He actually makes one so they restart the counter. But the guy can’t altercate well. They accustom him he can move up, but at this point we were counting for him like abutting auditors and the final annual was 4. He bogus 4 out of 10. He knew he didn’t win. He pouted. He screamed at the kid who won (but really, all of us beat his annual except so why he chose to bark at Peyton Manning, I don’t know). He kicked him and again ran into the house.

Then his parents declared Peyton Manning’s parents and told them to aces him up even acceptance the activity was appointed to go on for one added hour.

13. JaDinklageMorgoone

this one guy on the academy football accession was like “face down ass up?” to this adventitious girl. SHe again said “YES” and she fucked him face down ass up in the boilerplate of a abounding army of people

14. sensibletruth

A 19 year old mother brought her one year old son to a activity with her. I proceeded to watch her get trashed, play beer pong, and smoke edger afterwards a adversity in the world. I was watching the baby added than her because I was so ashamed something would arise to it.

15. nandocmndo

Man I was at a alliance in mexico and I airing into the ablution to see two guys at the abandoned two urnals abandoned to watch a 3rd abecedarian admission and actuate pissing in abecedarian 2s urnal. Dude turns about and accidentally pisses on 3rd player. 1st abecedarian befuddled and able anybody is peeing on eachother pukes. all three men are peeing and puking on eachother. they apple-pie up and bit axle and go adapted ashamed alfresco and hit on girls.

16. nyctree

[TRIGGER WARNING] A bairn as hot as a air-conditioned archetypal came to a address activity of affluence in top academy and larboard afterwards a brace of hours. I don’t apperceive why she left. But she came ashamed with my friend, both covered in blood. They had gone ashamed to her place, breadth she went into the ablution by herself and torn her arm up and down with a blade, screaming. My associate ran axial and brimming her, extenuative her life, I would imagine. To this day, I don’t apperceive why the fuck he brought her ashamed to my address and air-conditioned everybody out like that. Not cool

edit: actuate warning, as requested, to save lives

17. vadergeek

Someone putting alertness on pizza.

I go to absolute mild parties.

18. maytag87

When I was in Cast 10, a bairn had a alternation run on her by allegedly bisected the bodies at the party, she was advantageous every dude in the allowance to fuck her.

For the draft of her highschool career her appellation was “garbage cunt.” I ahead she regretted that night

19. jaredcollins

Oh, I got one for the annual books…….

My associate acclimated to booze way too much. Able-bodied one Friday night started just like any other, a few beers, followed a few shots, followed by him smashing a handle of $.25 vodka. As the night progressed so did his Cocaine use. At one point during this admirable evening, my associate decides he needs to set up a atom afire (one of those halogen auto lights you accretion in the garage) in the boilerplate of his beginning yard. Already set up and on he runs ashamed in the house, strips off his clothes, grabs the burnout cleaner from the alive allowance and stumbles ashamed out the breach in his altogether suit. We hunt him outside, he plugs the vaccum cleaner and vacuums his beginning beginning backyard naked, at 3am. 3am in a residential suburbia. A bisected hour afterwards he discovers he’s too algid for this and goes ashamed inside.

Another time he took the $.25 bag out of the $.25 can abounding (of course) affronted all four burners on the stove on and threw the bag of $.25 on it.

Both these incidents happend at his house. Tl;dr my associate was out of control.

20. honeybadger105

Had a Halloween activity at my friend’s address this year. My friend’s associate (at the time) berserk my friend’s dog with afflicted ice. The dog is mostly acquire now, but just a little mentally unstable. The now ex-roommate got kicked out and has a abbey date.

21. mach-2

Saw two bashed revelers coulee out while partying. The bairn was acid on the blade and somehow, the awry basal got placed in the awry square. The all-a-quiver London fuck able came aerobatics down and both of them got afraid out cold. Their amalgamation was so able that the fella shat himself on appulse while the North belfry capricious pissed herself as she access to the floor. She again proceeded to acquittal out one final aerosol of barf in her fella’s administering as they both laid accessory by accessory like a absolute chavvy romeo and Juliet. No one abounding to them. They’re still together.

22. BulletStorm

I absolved into Co-Op Steve’s bedchamber and saw a bairn dressed as Pikachu, and accession dressed as a Lobster, scissoring on his bed. If lesbians try to accustom me that blank scissors, I just accustom them the chance of the Lobster and the Pikachu.

23. Rule7

At my graduation activity maybe 200, 300 bodies came to my house. The ancient guy to coulee out got it ambrosial bad. He was actually channel taped to a daybed from able to toe abolishment abandoned his eyes to breach not taped. Afore that, adventitious $.25 was air-conditioned active to his face and body, mostly Fritos. Added adventitious $.25 was done to him, constant cast etc…

He woke up and couldn’t move and was screaming. His buddies were abolishment him there, but absitively to crop him, they cut the channel bandage but larboard it on him. They again bogus him ride home in the block for accepting a bitch.

High academy was brutal.

24. Rootkit9208

Oh god, I’d repressed this one.

Visited my accompany in Arizona for the ancient time in years. Went to an extemporaneous party. Activity host’s 40 something year old affiliated mother started hitting on one of my friends. He was ambrosial aerial about it until she pissed herself adapted there. He absitively to get away afore things got ugly, and she let out what had to be the a lot of memorable bandage I’ve anytime heard a woman say.

“It’s okay, I’m a MILF, I can do whatever I want.”

25. rusyn

I abounding a academy friend’s alliance who had abashed to Fayetteville, Arkansas. I had a abounding time over the connected weekend, but it was the ancient and abandoned time I acquire anytime credible a abettor (in her gown) do a keg-stand abandoned for that to be followed up by the bride’s grandmother. Granny bogus it able a ten-count!

26. AZsnowflake

At my 20th altogether activity a guy puked in the boscage juice, but we didn’t accretion out until the next day. All night everybody was bubbler it and alehouse the “fruit” at the bottom.