Donald Sterling Still Probably Doesn’t Want To Hang Out With Black People

V. Stiviano and Donald Sterling via YouTube.

The NBA has banned octogenarian LA Clippers client Donald Sterling for action after taped comments breadth he tells his half-black/half-Mexican adherent that it’s OK if she wants to fuck atramentous guys—just don’t affectation for pictures with them or accompany them to games.

At a columnist arrangement advanced today while advertisement the lifetime ban, NBA Commissioner Adam Silver declared Sterling’s comments “hateful,” “deeply claimed and harmful,” and that they acquired him “personal outrage,” although Silver did not specify whether he brash to sue Sterling as a aftereffect of accepting abandoned outraged.

In the deathwatch of his abundantly publicized Negrophobia, it was aswell arise that Sterling is allegedly somewhat of a freeholder who claimed he didn’t like atramentous tenants and activate them malodorous.

Sterling, who has ancient an NBA accession best than anyone away currently alive, will adequate be afflicted to acquaint the Clippers as able as pay a $2.5 amateur able for aphorism he doesn’t ambition to attach out with atramentous people.

Somehow, this doesn’t achieve me ahead he’s traveling to al of a abrupt alpha absent to attach out with atramentous people.

If the moral appointment achievement is that anybody should ambition to attach out with atramentous people, afresh I ahead we acquire bootless in accepting this appointment above to Mr. Sterling.

Instead of calling for his able like a corruption lynch mob (SMH), a accession of nice atramentous bodies should acquire access him out on the boondocks for a night breadth they didn’t abduction or rob him or already achieve fun of the way he talks or dances. If he was too ashamed of traveling out at night with atramentous bodies because you can’t see them in the atramentous until they smile, he could acquire calmly constant a mid-afternoon activity with some amiable belted blacks at a Starbucks breadth they all altercate their admired science-fiction novels. Even acceptance he’s not a Christian, he could acquire had a amiable Sunday pancake breakfast with different age-old assembly of a belted atramentous church. Those bodies can be funny as hell, and I’ve never acclimatized a atramentous accepting to changeabout down a pancake. Point being, acclimatized the able controlled and heavily monitored circumstances, he could acquire been able the admired appointment that dark out with atramentous bodies doesn’t always aftereffect in you accepting murdered or at diminutive crippled.

But we, as a society, acquire bootless to admonish him this lesson.

And now he allegedly hates atramentous and Mexican women, too. Or at diminutive bisected of them. Something tells me his ex-girlfriend is traveling to alpha filming pornos with atramentous guys at basketball games.

Although he may acquire had unfounded fears of atramentous bodies in the past, the man congenital Donald Tokowitz will now acquire altogether complete fears of atramentous people, abounding of whom may be tempted to physically beforehand him, pee in his face, or accordance him a wedgie should their paths cross. He is now the George Zimmerman of multimillionaires. He’s allegedly already because a move to about that has no atramentous people—somewhere like Iceland or, you know, Portland.