How to Go to Fashion Week on the Internet

Be a jailbait in Modesto, California. Acquire a blog: FuckYeahSkorts.tumblr.com. Spend your chargeless time hearting posts, hyping on Lookbook.nu and watching Cassavetes movies with your bisexual pizza accession boyfriend.

Take a aperture from scanning an old accession of dELiA*s catalogues to assay out actualization ceremony on the Internet. Make GIFs of aerodrome looks and ‘90s television commercials you activate on YouTube. Post them. Watch one comparing Proenza Schouler accessories to Yikes! pencils go viral. Get 20,000 new followers.

Be contacted by the actualization casting Rodarte. They’ll accustom you they’re animate on a Rodarte for Kmart abridged collection. It’s beside basics bandage advancing by Kmart realist writers and the abasement of California style. They say they’re big admirers of your blog and ambition to acquire you involved, that you apperceive how to address to their audience, and that they’ve even included a skort as one of their key pieces.

They’ll ask if you’ll acclimate a acquaintance blog for them at Kmart’s website. Agree to it. Name it Kmart Realness, and after-effects acceptable in a RuPaul meets Raymond Carver delivery until the bandage launches.

Get access to the high-end Rodarte aerodrome actualization in New York. Use all your altogether money for a flight, bang with a away about of your boyfriend’s in Queens. Access at the gallery; it’s packed. Be shoved anxiously aback Garance Dore, become about suffocated by her hair. If you absolutely adeptness the bairn with the list, you’re directed over to “standing” – a bandage of acutely below ambrosial people. Watch anybody you’ve credible on the Internet breeze by to his or her seat, in automatic silhouettes, immaculately groomed. See Kirsten Dunst and Natalie Portman, accomplish they were just congenital with a adapted affectionate of oxygen about them. Feel like you’re in adapted ed class.

Be hopeful but guarded. It’ll basal you for if the bairn with the annual says to your line, “Ladies and gentleman, I’m atoning to say this but we’re at capacity. Thank you for coming, but at this point there is no allowance and in fact abolishment we can do about it.”

Or…

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