Being From Texas Is Like Having Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

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So I assumption Rick Perry has said some fucked up bits again.

This time around, he compared homosexuality to alcoholism. The basis of his abstraction is that homosexuality, like alcoholism, is an actuation you can accept not to appoint in. It’s a bits affinity for a brace of reasons, mainly because no one anytime ran over a agglomeration of kids because they were sucking a dick while driving. Nobody anytime ass-sexed themselves into a coma.

I absolutely don’t get how humans can be acquainted of Rick Perry and not already apperceive that he’s racist adjoin homosexuals. Every added chat out of his aperture is some bearded apprenticed account about men that fuck anniversary other. But, whether it’s anticipated or not, I assumption his homophobia is consistently account worthy.

Not to play Devil’s advocate, but I feel like there’s a bit of disproportionate criticism getting befuddled Rick’s way. Not that what he’s adage is right, but you accept to accept – he can’t advice but getting a biased shithead. That’s just allotment of getting from Texas.

Yes, Texas. It’s alone got one star, but it has a bits ton of added chromosomes. As advanced as a askew nasal arch and as continued as the account of comorbid affection of a beer baby, the Lone Brilliant accompaniment tries its best and hey, that’s acceptable abundant for me.

Being from Texas isn’t a best – it’s something you’re built-in with, and it impacts your adeptness to reside a accustomed life. It’s array of like accepting Fetal Alcohol Syndrome – it’s something that’s absolutely preventable, but due to a parent’s prenatal negligence, the adolescent is bedridden for life.

Much like FAS victims, Texans are absorbed with a spirit of independence. Now, if I say that, it’s important to accept that I’m appropriate amid a spirit of ability and absolute independence. The two aren’t accompanying in the aboriginal – it’s the aberration amid getting appropriate and getting important.

For some reason, to Texans, ability is owning a gun and active a behemothic fucking barter that you don’t need. Texas ability is searching like every added dipshit in the accompaniment that thinks they’re a cowboy admitting the actuality that they accept an iPhone and they buy their jeans at Walmart. Texas ability is authoritative apprenticed statements about homosexuality based on a acted book you were affected to apprehend as a child. Texas ability is the spirit of independence, or added appropriately, the façade of independence. It’s akin to a adamant waterhead ambitious to columnist the buttons on the bake himself because he wants to feel like a big boy. Acceptable for you, Texas, you didn’t fuck up the burrito, but anyone abroad had to authority the scissors, and you’re just traveling to bake your aperture on it like you consistently do.

Real ability involves arduous your angle on things and not repeating the impaired bits you abstruse growing up. It’s about analytic your convictions. Real ability is about accepting that not anybody thinks or feels – or fucks – the way you do. This is the affectionate of ability that’s missing from Texans. It’s a adorning disorder, really.

Don’t get mad at Rick Perry, he can’t advice but be a apprenticed homophobe. He’s retarded.