Recently, the media (kind of) acclimatized Congress for all-encompassing a great approval appraisement of 16 percent, a bulk appreciably bigger than it’s advanced acclaimed lows, in which our government leaders were consistently polling in the alone digits. This is affectionate of like aphorism that you’ve downgraded from accepting a calamitous aborigine virus to leprosy. To allegorize how bad things still are, I would ancient like to remind everyone that Congress has an approval appraisement on par with Paris Hilton (13 percent), artifice (30 percent), polygamy (11 percent), Nixon (23 percent), the BP oil acquittal (16 percent), the banks (23 percent) and “America traveling Communist” (11 percent).
If you are somehow still doubter of the constant problem, achievement are some movies on the assay accumulated website Rotten Tomatoes that acclimatized either the above approval appraisement as Congress, or somehow got bigger reviews than our able aldermanic body. If it’s any advancement to Congress, Gigli and Glitter acclimatized arrangement of seven percent on Rotten Tomatoes, authentic Congress hardly added than alive as acclimatized as those. And if John Boehner and accession actually ambition to feel adequate about themselves, they should apperceive they are added than three times as adequate as Swept Away (five percent). That’s actually something to celebrate.
Howard the Duck (16 percent)
Accolades: Winner of four Razzie Awards, including Worst Picture, a appointee for Worst Picture of the Decade and an abhorrent bomb at the box office.
“As bad as you’ve heard. Actually, it’s worse.” – Keith Phipps, Slate
“Everyone afraid with this should acquire been congenital on a ablution stool and drenched.” – TV Guide
Alexander (16 percent)
Accolades: Nominated for six Razzie Awards.
“Not just a bad cine but a bad cine of actually aggressive proportions.” – Geoff Pevere, Toronto Star
“An act of affectedness so huge that, in Alexander’s time, it would draw lightning bolts from adventuresome gods. Today it will get sniggers from abashed critics and a accumulated yawn from a attainable cool to allocation [such] egomania.” – Lawrence Toppmann, Charlotte Observer
Sweet November (16 percent)
Accolades: Nominated for three Razzies.
“If [it] were a puppy, it would acquire rabies.” – Carrie Rickey, Philadelphia Inquirer
“A front-end collision.” – Dennis Thomson, Washington Post
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (17 percent)
Accolades: Not yet acclimatized with Razzies.
“The standards of all circuitous are so acutely floorboard-high, there’s not abounding to say afterwards the lights arise up added than one of Blaze’s ‘one-liners’: ‘So, that happened.’” – Nick Pinkerton, Village Voice
“[S]o bad that the projector attempted suicide different times during the opening-day attainable bold I attended. This is complete about the authentic truth.” – MaryAnn Johanson, Flick Filosopher
I Don’t Apperceive How She Does It (17 percent)
Accolades: Set the women’s movement abashed ten years.
“So bad it’s harder to begin abolishment extenuative it.” – Michael O’Sullivan, Washington Post
“If there were some affectionate of law that cine titles should be truthful, I Don’t Apperceive How She Does It would never coulee muster. Instead, the Sarah Jessica Parker brawl would be breach with the name Please Don’t Achieve Me Watch Another Minute of It.” – Randy Cordova, The Arizona Republic
Georgia Rule (17 percent)
Accolades: Nominated for two Teen Choice awards.
“Certain words should be above for adapted occasions. ‘Abysmal’ is one of them, and [this] is as adapted as such occasions get.” – Joe Morgenstern, Wall Street Journal
“If there is a ‘What Were They Thinking?’ Hall of Shame, there’s a able coffer preserved for Georgia Rule.” – Terry Lawson, Detroit Free Press
The Happening (18 percent)
Accolades: Nominated for four Razzies.
“[A]n astonishment, so asinine in apperception and inept in beheading that, afterwards seeing it, one about wonders whether it was complete or imagined.” – Christopher Orr, The New Republic
“You feel like you’re not watching the end of the angel but the end of a career.” – Ty Burr, The Boston Globe
Dude, Where’s My Car? (18 percent)
Accolades: Nominated for three Teen Choice awards.
“To abstract Bart Simpson, it achieves the cool by both sucking and alarming at the above time.” – Mike McGranahan, Aisle Seat
“Any acculturation that can after-effects [something] this addled allegedly deserves to be hit by absence and pestilence.” – USA Today
Valentine’s Day (18 percent)
Accolades: Winner of two Razzie awards, nominated for four and acquiescent for four more, if this helped achieve New Year’s Evea thing.
“This is allegedly how it feels to be anesthetized with a bonbon necklace.” – Matt Pais, Metromix
“Less funny or adventuresome than your boilerplate colonoscopy, this cringe-inducing bore provides arguable appliance [for anybody involved}.” – Lou Lumenick, New York Post
Just Go With It (19 percent)
Accolades: Winner of two Razzies and two Teen Choice awards, proving you can acquire it all.
“If they were bold this on an airplane, I’d ask for a parachute.” – Richard Roeper, Chicago Sun-Times
“Everyone should be affronted by the time-annihilating suckage of this action void.” – Kyle Smith, New York Post
“Stuffed with abhorrent narcissists aphorism and accomplishing the stupidest, about cruelest things.” – David Germain, Associated Free Press
Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer (19 percent)
Accolades: None, sadly.
“Shrill and charmless. I didn’t acquire a babble of it. I basic to belt it and banish it to its room.” – Mary Pols, Time
“There isn’t even, really, any point. There is, however, throw-up, poo, pee and lots of alive about and screaming.” – Stephen Whitty, Newark Star-Ledger
Shadowboxer (19 percent)
Accolades: Winner of the a lot of bats**t bonkers cine I’ve anytime seen.
“After 90-odd annual of bludgeoning us into open-jawed bafflement, [this] is best aborted, and afire away as one of 2006’s added abhorrent memories.” – Jay Antani, Slant Magazine
“The one activity I’ll say…is that it’s never boring. Of course, I could aswell say that about celerity on abashed glass.” – Richard Roeper, Ebert and Roeper
The Last Song (19 percent)
Accolades: Nominated for Worst Actress for Miley Cyrus, which she was criminally snubbed for. (What does a bairn acquire to do to get recognized?)
“[This] is what the crinkle-nosed Southern belle in all of us would resoundingly annual ‘Trash! Trash! Trash!’” – Keith Uhlich, Time Out New York
“So bad it makes The Notebook accessory like Casablanca.” – Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (20 percent)
Accolades: Nominated for one Oscar?
“If you ambition to save yourself…go into the kitchen, cue up a blowing choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to alpha banging pots and pans together. Then abutting your eyes and use your imagination.” – Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times
“You asked for this, America.” – Sean Burns, Philadelphia Weekly
That’s My Boy (22 percent)
Accolades: Soon.
“Even with 87.5 years to go, the 21st aeon may never see a stupider brawl than That’s My Boy.” – Michael Phillips, Chicago Tribune
“Now if you’ll account me, I’m traveling to watch something funnier than [this]. It’s a video of my mother accepting torn distant by bears. Adequate day.” – Erik D. Snider, Film.com
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