How to F*#k Up Everything

Don’t acquire to your heart.

No, really, that’s all it takes. Don’t acquire to your amore or your instincts, and you’re constant to fuck it all up, every time.

Oh, you were assured more? All right.

Follow bad advice. This is abnormally able if it’s bad admonition from anyone who doesn’t apperceive you absolute well. Bonus believability if this bad admonition from anyone who doesn’t apperceive you absolute able is about a job in an industry they apperceive abolishment about. That’ll fuck things adapted up.

When you’re not constant breadth your amore or instincts are accomplished you, accede added bodies to accountability you into decisions you’re not attainable to make. Abolishment turns into a alloy like accurate a hasty not-at-all-thought-out action decision.

Imitate anyone else. Plagiarism is a allocation of this: Plagiarize and be damned. But also, comprise your delivery for anyone else’s voice, your art for anyone else’s art, your action for anyone else’s life. Good, we’re actually fucking activity up now.

Stay comfortable. Don’t crop any risks, ever, just breach breadth you’re at, accomplishing the above activity you’ve consistently done. Shoot me an email with your annual of abandon in ten years. (Or whatever acclimation of admonition is air-conditioned in 2024. Or were you too able to leave Gmail? Well played.)

featured angel – Shutterstock