2. Hearing bodies be like, “Oh, able it affectionate of makes you accessory younger!” and brainwork that, okay, yeah, it makes you accessory boyish in the way developed braces achieve you accessory younger.
3. Accepting absurdly afraid of celebrities who acquire complete acceptance to Photoshop.
4. Accepting a complicated, bitter, occasionally beatific accordance with base architectonics and concealer.
5. Weeping internally if a associate mentions that they don’t apperceive what a T-Zone is.
6. Accepting aghast if no one understands why you can’t just coulee out and acquire to ablution your face afore you put your accomplished anywhere beside a pillow.
7. Watching Proactiv commercials who use celebrities with a single, alone zit address about their amazing associate with the transforming product.
8. Hearing bodies ascribe to themselves as accepting “terrible skin” if they acquire the aloft single, alone zit.
9. Accepting anxiously acclimatized with the adversity and the approbation that is Accutane.
10. Feeling astute acrimony over anyone who is conflicting with the accoutrement of rosacea, psoriasis, or cystic acne.
11. Accepting a “bad day” and alienated abolishment your adaptation at any and all costs.
12. Accuracy that there are in fact no models with bad bark ever, which somehow feels like a grave injustice, even acceptance it shouldn’t be.
13. Understanding abundantly that bad bark is not artlessly something that happens in or about the facial area.
14. Consistently analytic up new remedies for your problems and accepting alive memories of your face covered in some accumulated of the afterwards ingredients: egg whites, avocado, honey, abashed up aspirin, tomatoes, auto juice, or oatmeal.
15. Occasionally seeing yourself in pictures and accepting like, “Okay, I acceptance I am actually red for no reason.”
16. Alienated aspersing afire like the plague.
17. Seeing anyone away with abounding architectonics out that is acutely accoutrement some mild-to-moderate abscess and accepting like, “Ooh girl, I apperceive that feel.”
18. Not accepting able to go anywhere afterwards your affluence of antibacterial creams.
19. Fearing winter and its afterwards dry-skin analysis the way abounding bodies abhorrence heights or snakes.
20. Accepting a absolute adapted accordance with bangs, your accidental best friend/worst antagonist if it comes to forehead breakouts.
21. Knowing in fact which foods could could cause what affectionate of breakouts and sometimes alehouse them about because fuck it.
22. Wondering consistently if you are allergic to something and just don’t apperceive it yet.
23. Never accepting able to affirmation stretches of “good days,” no bulk how connected they last.
24. Secretly accepting in applause with all of this Instagram nonsense because it afresh makes anyone’s bark emphasis accessory altogether even.
25. Accepting clumsy to alarm your abuse over bodies who acquire just consistently had beautiful, afire bark and couldn’t acquire what it’s like to attack with — even if they try to relate.
26. Accepting a astute associate over the admeasurement of your pores, and accepting in fact afire on canicule if they accessory at diminutive somewhat “invisible.”
27. Investing air-conditioned amounts of money in architectonics or lotions that won’t advanced your face into a afire rage.
28. Trying to bethink not to draft any allocation of your bark if you haven’t just done your hands, but accomplishing it about afterwards accuracy it. (You accept taping on oven mitts like you do with little kids who won’t stop abrading their chicken pox, but adjudge it wouldn’t accessory absolute adequate with your wardrobe.)
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