Black Is The New Fab

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It acclimated to be that if something got absolutely popular, it was because humans admired it.  The Rolling Stones.  Star Wars.  Hamburgers.  There were assertive cultural touchstones you had to know, or abroad conversations larboard you behind.  In brand school, I begged my parents to let me see Jurassic Park.  It wasn’t even that I cared about the cine so much.  I was a little too old to be traveling crazy for annihilation with dinosaurs.  It was that everyone else was seeing Jurassic Park.  If I didn’t, I’d accept annihilation to allocution about.  I’d be lame.  And cipher wants to be lame.

Similarly, there has consistently been a subversive, anti-establishment adaptation of popularity.  While my mom grew up alert to The Beatles, my dad affable into the druggy aberancy of the Grateful Dead.  Both groups, to their fans, embodied “cool.”  The Beatles for their adeptness to absolution a bulk absolute pop songs and abide to advance musically even amidst the bedlamite assemblage of their worshipers; The Dead for their abnegation to accommodate to the abstraction of radio-friendly song anatomy and affirmation on putting their intense, noodly musicianship at the beginning of their concert experience.

It’s consistently seemed like the defining affection of “coolness” is not caring about appearing cool.  You’re accepted for catchy, accepted pop music?  Throw a sitar on that next album.  If it’s still good, humans will go bifold crazy.  You’re a bandage in the pre-internet era area bootlegging wasn’t just something anybody did from home every day?  Encourage your admirers to band your consciousness-expanding reside shows and barter with anniversary added in person.

The iconic images of breach consistently assume above with getting observed.  James Dean smoker accidentally in jeans and a white t-shirt.  Miles Davis aggressively alarming his trumpet.  The air-conditioned that has stood the assay of time is the air-conditioned that seemed above with getting cool.  Punk?  Still good.  Disco?  Yuck.  Disco approved too hard.  Well, jailbait did too, but disco let the seams show.

Traditionally, there accept been two kinds of cool.  There’s what I’ll alarm The Breach of Numbers.  That’s annihilation that is air-conditioned by advantage of cutting accessible support.  Grease.  Michael Jackson.  The Dallas Cowboys.  The Breach of Numbers is amateur cool.  Then there’s The Breach of Isolation.  That’s an iconoclast that comes to represent the counterculture in a absolutely forceful, arresting way.  The Velvet Underground.  Marilyn Manson.  The Sex Pistols.  Niche cool.  Some humans accept bridged the gap.  Eminem, for one, started as alcove air-conditioned and concluded up as amateur cool.  Quentin Tarantino is a guy who brought his affected interests into the mainstream.  You get it.

Nowadays, it’s harder to parse.  Justin Timberlake is cool, but he has the disadvantage of accepting been air-conditioned accepted for something air-conditioned unhip in the past.  Lady Gaga is appealing cool.  Immensely popular.  Eccentric in her accessible appearances.  Thoughtfully strange.  But don’t attending down even a millimeter.  You’re abiding to apprehension the amateur of the giants her anxiety are buried durably upon.  How’s it feel down there, Madonna and Bjork?

Here’s the weirdest part.  Things that acclimated to be alcove air-conditioned are acceptable amateur air-conditioned in huge numbers.  Batman is appealing big appropriate now.  But who’s added of an outcast than Batman?  He’s an above costume-wearing billionaire with massive cerebral scars who can’t stop assault humans up.  He’s not Tom Brady, is what I’m saying.

And added and added amateur air-conditioned institutions are acceptable absolutely unapologetically bananas.  NBA player/maniac Ron Artest (or should I alarm him by his afresh adopted handle Metta World Peace?) has absent his apperception in added means than I anticipation accessible for one person.  He’s now on a angle up ball tour.  What?  Stop that, Ron Artest!  That is not for you!

In an interview I did with actor (and Nerdist) Chris Hardwick for Time Out Boston Magazine, he claimed, “nerd ability has become accepted culture.”  He went on to explain, “Nerds accomplish the coolest stuff.  Nerds accomplish the coolest movies.  Nerds accomplish the coolest gadgets.  Nerds accomplish the coolest agenda content.  Nerds accomplish the coolest games.  Nerds accomplish agleam things, and so it’s good.”

While that explains how alien ability has appear to boss a ample area of boilerplate entertainment, how do you explain how massively acknowledged musicians such as Nickelback, Taylor Swift, and the Jonas Brothers accept all the cultural basic of a piñata?

Here’s my theory.  We accept abundance of hours of ball programming and analysis.  From old, arid stalwarts like Entertainment Weekly to new, arid internet outlets.  They yield the things we like about music and movies and abscess them down to their basic enzymes, which aren’t consistently that interesting.  We apprehend too abundant from humans who accept annihilation abundant to say.  So the ones who stick out are the anxious weirdos.  The humans who say absorbing things about their art.

But here’s the catch.  There’s annihilation “cool” about self-reflection.  So we’re larboard with two groups of people: We’ve got the arid humans with annihilation acceptable to say.  And that’s not cool.  And again we’ve got the absorbing humans that anticipate too abundant about everything.  Also not cool.

So who does that leave us with?  Who do we attending to for that effortless, congenital faculty of hipness?  Who fills the James Dean/Miles Davis void?

Guys, I anticipate we’re down to Rebecca Black.

I know.  It hurts me to say it.  Believe me, it does.  But contempo contest accept fabricated me reevaluate my assessment of her.  If you are account this on the internet but don’t apperceive who I’m talking about…first of all, how?  Secondly, here’s a recap: Rebecca Black is a 14-year-old babe whose mother paid $4,000 to accept a individual and video produced by ARK Music Factory, a aggregation that is apparently a scam.

Here’s what happened, though.  What should accept been below than a comment in the history of music became an astronomic delinquent “success.”  A song that by all accounts was abhorrent (with a video that was almost better) became the year’s a lot of assured earworm acknowledgment to over 160 actor (MILLION!) YouTube views.

Now, the YouTube cartage does not announce that the music or artist has any aesthetic merit.  Just seek “dog fart” to acquisition out how abounding humans will watch a video with no redeeming qualities.  For real.  Do it.

But, what’s crazy actuality is that afterwards the irony-fervor about the song ailing and diminished, the video was pulled from YouTube.  Great, we all thought, she’s gone.  She’s aloof into the about anonymity of her average academy area she will hopefully abide below the alarm for four years and again go to a academy area she will alone accept to abide desultory taunts of “Fun fun fun fun!”

But nope.  Last week, she appear ANOTHER SINGLE.  And it wasn’t like a William Hung contemptuous snark-embracing banknote grab.  It’s a accurately apathetic song about abduction the assumption ring in animosity of adversity.  And humans do not like it.  Because it’s not actual good.  But that doesn’t matter.  It has over seventeen actor (MILLION!) angle already.  Rebecca Black did not apprentice from her mistakes.  She is authoritative the slick, unselfconscious music you’d apprehend from an 8th grader.  She’s authoritative it unapologetically and exuberantly.  When humans told her she had no talent, she regrouped, returned, and PROVED THEM RIGHT!

Caught up in a cyclone of humans who accept to her music beneath the advocacy of superiority, Rebecca Black alternate with absolutely what the accessible expected.  She didn’t amplify the affected (well, above her ahead accustomed akin of cheesiness), and she didn’t change up her sound.

She kept active forth admitting her abridgement of talent, analytical acclaim, and accepted support. She’s accomplishing things her way. Sometimes bands leave their massive almanac characterization to “make the anthology [they] wish to make” instead of bearing something radio affable with accumulation appeal. Rebecca Black has alone one speed. It is radio friendly. It is accumulation appeal. But it’s absolutely what she wants to do.

And what’s added jailbait bedrock than that?

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