When demography a dick pic, yield it from the underside. It makes it attending bigger and generally appearance a alarming vein, which says business. Blood breeze business.
When guys eat a lot of food, it’s hot.
Don’t allocution bits about added guys, it doesn’t apprehend well.
Stop searching at me in the eyes if you go down on me, this is my moment not ours.
Bitches LOVE flowers.
Bitches adulation compliments.
Bitches like about accepting stitches AKA boss these bitches.
Girls don’t like getting alleged bitches.
We both apperceive it’s never just the tip.
Be assured and if you’re not, affected it. I accept this chat with girls all the time about absent assured guys. But don’t be arrogant or “too air-conditioned for school” because that’s not hot.
Make a point to allocution to my girlfriends if you don’t apperceive them if we are all blind out.
Don’t allocution about how affluent you are. It’s not hot. Just be air-conditioned and nice.
Please don’t anytime accuse about your weight or the way you look.
Hold the aperture accessible for me. Anything that has a door. Car. Restaurant. Your bedroom. Chanel.
I don’t like burping. I don’t anticipate added girls do too and if they “don’t apperception it,” afresh they apparently do it themselves. Class up bitch.
Tell me how acceptable I attending dressed and undressed.
Contrary to accepted belief, it’s in actuality not funny if cum gets in a girl’s eye. It hurts and their eye will be bittersweet all day (so I’ve heard).
Go down on girls and afresh accomplish out with them because they’re bi-curious and it’s like killing two birds with one stone, but no babe dies and she just gets to see what her bobcat tastes like.
Make abiding your nails are trimmed.
You can’t just stick your dick central a babe after authoritative her wet and don’t accept she is after affecting her.
Don’t jack bang my pussy. Don’t go from ancillary to ancillary like you’re cross-country skiing.
When pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime.
Don’t acquaint us our accompany are hot. We already apperceive they are.
Calling girls to ask them out instead of texting is dope.
C-H-I-V-A-L-R-Y.
Don’t try to accomplish us anxious because you’re insecure.
The additional you put your dick central a girl: BEWARE of EMOTIONS to follow.
I don’t accept in bold arena or rules. If you wish to see anyone afresh alarm them.
Don’t buy abysmal V-necks unless you’re Greek afresh I assumption it’s cultural or whatever.
Don’t acquaint us about your accomplished relationships or girls you’ve fucked. Absolutely don’t care.
If we are on a date and you run into anyone you apperceive and alpha talking for awhile, acquaint me so I don’t angle there with annihilation to do and accept to argument someone, which will be my babe acquaintance to accuse about this moment.
Never and I beggarly never barber off all of your pubic hair. It doesn’t accomplish your dick attending bigger.
Don’t say your traveling cum over and over and afresh yield 10 added minutes.
Don’t try to secretly put it in my ass by fucking me absolutely harder and “accidentally” blooper because that absolutely hurts.
One time a guy asked me if he was traveling to see me afresh at the end of a date and it was absolutely cute. Doesn’t plan it we don’t like you though. Afresh it’s like UGH never!
If you don’t go down on a babe you’re a abhorrent person.
Send me a dick pic so I can appearance it to my babe accompany and accept something to allocution about so we feel like we are so Sex and the City.
FYI – No one brand Miranda on Sex and the City. Just a accidental fact.
Don’t yield too continued on purpose to acknowledgment texts because that’s brainless and we are texting our babe accompany apprehensive what we did wrong.
Clean your fucking bathroom. Why are there so abounding little hairs on your sink? It’s fucking gross.
If you don’t charge to abrasion Magnums, amuse be absolute about it and stop. Just stop.
If you cull out a Magnum, we feel like Charlie Bucket advertent a Golden Ticket.
Guys who accept big dicks – if you don’t acknowledgment accepting one and it’s a analysis for us like Lewis and Clark on a animal expedition, that’s so cool. And let us do the whole, “Oh my god you apperceive it’s big!” and just ask, “Is it?”
If your dick is small, accomplish a lot of money.
If your dick is average, be absolutely acceptable in bed.
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