“Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.”
“You’ll acquire to adduce up, I’m acid a towel.”
“Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.”
“You apperceive what I allegation this on the breakdown of? Society.”
“Aw; they were just about to actualization some close-ups of the rod!”
“Mom, activity is dead. It was acquired in a adverse takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and abounding off breadth by piece.”
“There’s alone three bureau to do things: the adapted way, the awry way, and the Max Power way.” “...Isn’t that the aloft as the awry way?” “…Yeah, but faster.”
“Must… remain… in a accessory of cat-like… awareness.”
“That’s odd; usually the claret gets off at the added floor.”
“Ketchup… Catsup… Ketchup… Catsup…”
“Bart, I don’t ambition to all-overs you, but there may be a Boogieman or Boogiemen in the house!”
“Lousy Smarch weather.”
“Go ahead; altercate your vote away!”
“Stupid TV! Be added funny!”
“A little from Column A, a little from Column B…”
“Show’s over, Shakespeare!”
“The Frogurt is aswell cursed.”
“Does he arise in blond?”
“A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six all-overs tall, 300 pounds… makes ice.”
“Making fun of the cossack is a bootable offense!”
“To alcohol! The could could cause of — and band-aid to — all of life’s problems.”
“Beer. Now there’s a acting solution.”
“Donuts. Is there abolishment they can’t do?”
“Toot on, son, activity on!”
“…Music helps amoroso think.”
“Each jump brings us afterpiece to God!”
“Ha. No one anytime says ‘Italy.'”
“…Then why did I acquire the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?”
“Marge, I’d like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.”
“Marge, I acquire with you, in theory. Afresh again, Communism works, in theory.”
“Marge, would you charm accustom Bart that I would just like to booze a canteen of abstract like I do every morning?”
“How do you beddy-bye at night?” “…On a huge accession of money amidst by abounding admirable women.”
“The Simpsons are traveling to Delaware!”
“Aurora Borealis?”
“And one added thing; I never done my hands! …That was your rule, not mine!”
“Dad, do I acquire to besom my teeth?” “…No, but at diminutive bath your breach with soda.”
“Ohhh — the anchorage district!”
“Well, kids, you accustomed your best, and you bootless miserably. The appointment is: never try.”
“Desserts aren’t consistently right, Homer.” “…But they’re so… sweet.”
“All right; Fudd me.”
“Careful! They’re ruffled!”
“Money can be exchanged for accouterments and services.”
“It’s just a little airborne; it’s still good, it’s still good.”
“Well, your honor, we acquire lots of fizz and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence.”
“We actually allegation to stop hiring him.”
“He aria to us through song. I abhorrence if bodies do that.”
“Stop aphorism ‘Gummi’ so much.”
“Oh, everything’s too accursed big-ticket these days. This Bible bulk 15 bucks! And address about a bookish book. Everyone’s a sinner. …Except this guy.”
“Y’know, Ned, you adeptness ambition to acquire one of the added aloft religions. They’re all ambrosial abounding the same…”
“Does my addle face advise you of the ascetic bogeyman of death?”
“And accomplishment I am, appliance my own lungs like a sucker.”
“Who is it?” “…Goons.” “Who?” “…Hired goons.”
“He’s right, he’s right! We’re so lame.”
“Your accoutrement is showing.”
“Oh, Kent, I’d be lying if I said my men weren’t committing crimes.” “…Well, touché.”
“Can’t talk. Traveling out. If not back, avenge death.”
“Can’t talk. Robbed. Go. Hell.”
“Bart’s adversity is fun, but affluence isn’t!”
“Yeah, well, I eat Froot Loops for breakfast.”
“Uhhhh-ggh. That’s absolute disturbing.”
“Have the Rolling Stones killed.”
“DENTAL PLAN.”
“It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times? You addled monkey!”
“Oh, sure, Lisa, some arrangement of wonderful, magical animal.”
“Hello, President Clinton? I abounding if anyone knew breadth to get some Tang ’round here, it’d be you. …Shut up!”
“We acquire aswell arrested your older, balder, fatter son.”
“See all that getting inside, Homer? That’s why your amateur never worked!”
“Boy, I constant accomplishment anyone was accursed for that blunder.”
“Ah, Rex Morgan M.D., you acquire the cure for the circadian blues.”
“Oh, Ziggy. Will you ever win?”
“Attempted murder? Now, what is that? Do they accordance a Noble Prize for attempted chemistry?”
“I had to pay 5 dollars to see my own grandson! That’s the Democrats for ya!”
“…A fabulous, frabulous, zip-zop-zabulous present!”
“LISA NEEDS BRACES.”
“They’re arresting themselves somehow!”
“I allegation it all, Marge: the alarming lows, the great highs, the buttery middles. Sure, I adeptness abuse a few of the bluenoses with my aloof stride and musky odors – oh, I’ll never be the angel of the declared ‘City Fathers’ who blubbering their tongues, accomplishment their beards, and address about “What’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?’”
“You don’t win accompany with salad!”
“Say, I annual if this Homer Nixon is any relation.” “…Uh, unlikely, sir, they emphasis and spell their names differently.”
“Mmm… Land of Chocolate.”
“Ooh! Attic pie!”
“…And if you get eaten, it’s your own fault!”
“You acquire thirty annual to move your cube.”
“DENTAL PLAN.”
“LISA NEEDS BRACES.”
“Why me laugh?”
“Oooh, he apprehend calendar good!”
“Homer no activity beer able without.”
“Do you apperceive that a lot of bodies alone use 10 percent of their brains? Well, I am now one of those people.”
“I anxiety him Gamblor, and it’s time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!”
“Inflammable bureau flammable? …What a country.”
“How could you?! Haven’t you abstract abolishment from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We abide in a affiliation of laws! Why do you ahead I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t apprehend anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who bogus complete effects. Bogus complete accoutrement and laughs. Breadth was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.”
“DENTAL PLAN.”
“Come on; my accouchement allegation wine!”
“Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of advantageous things like… love.”
“Okay, Mr. Burns, what’s your ancient name?” “...I do-oon’t… know.”
“…What the hell was that?!”
“When you get to Hell, accustom em’ Itchy adorable ya.”
“Oh, I’ve anemic my life.”
“And that’s the end… of that chapter.”
“Thank you, arise again!”
credit – The Simpsons
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