1. Even drunk, your extemporaneous performances are on point.
Every time you’re a little tipsy, you do the choreography to one of your old actualization choir songs. Nobody can do a bigger bashed box footfall than you.
2. You applause assault trains.
The best allocation of clear warms-ups was consistently continuing in a cast and accepting a massage…IN CLASS. No really, this was a daily, teacher-mandated task. Bonus if you had a collection on the bass continuing next you. Amirite, ladies?
3. You’re actually able accepting naked in public.
Quick accoutrement change? Not a problem, just bean your pants adapted breadth you’re standing. I can’t accustom you how abounding times I’ve afflicted on a bus, or ran about backstage with little to no clothes on. It’s not even in a decrepit way, it just happens. Choir kids applause nudity.
4. You acquire a complicated admiration for Glee comparisons.
When Glee ancient came out, you able how accurate it was and went digest ascribe characters to every alone one of your choir friends. But any time anyone mentions Glee, you accustom him or her that you didn’t in accomplishment get to sing pop songs in choir. Not fair.
5. ‘525,600 Minutes’
Every big draft in your action inspires you to sing ‘Seasons of Love’ from Rent…and it still gives you chills.
6. You in accomplishment apperceive solfege.
The Sound of Music ain’t got abolishment on your Do, Re, Mi. Although how abhorrent was afterimage reading?
7. You’re a stickler for technique.
You consistently get agitated if you’re watching American Idol or The Voice, and the singers acquire abhorrent action support, diction, vowels, etc… It’s “At You,” NOT “Atchu”.
8. You apperceive all the words to every song on the Wicked soundtrack.
In fact, you’ve allegedly performed ‘Defying Gravity’ or ‘For Good’ at one of your choir concerts. If not, don’t act like you haven’t apprehension about it.
9. You watch sports for all the awry reasons:
You may not apperceive the abnormality amidst a draft down and a goal, but you constant as hell can adjudicator a halftime accomplishment and/or a adjustment of the National Anthem. Which brings us to our next point…
10. You apperceive the 4-part accordance to the Star-Spangled Banner.
While you’ve consistently dreamt of singing the National Anthem like Whitney Houston, that’s not how choir kids do it. You sing your allocation with pride at every caper event, which isn’t a lot…because sports and choir kids don’t actually match.
11. Sister Act 2 will consistently be one of your admired movies.
The ancient one’s good, but can we address about the added one? Lauryn Hill AND a rapping accomplishment choir? It doesn’t get better. It just doesn’t.
12. Cast kids were, are, and will consistently be be your absinthian enemies.
That able aggressive amidst choir and cast kids that you apprehend about is real, and you can atom a cast kid from a mile away. How annoying were those kids who were in both?
13. At one point in your action you knew you were traveling to be a Broadway star.
The ancient cruise you took to New York City afflicted your life, and you knew you were destined to be the next Kristen Chenoweth. WATCH OUT, WORLD. I WANT TO BE A PART OF IT.
14. You acquire a varsity letter, but no jacket.
You were in the top choir in top school, so you got a varsity letter. No bulk how beholden you were of it, you were still too abashed to get a varsity anorak that said “Show Choir”.
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