1. Wear a abject tooth. Whether or not you anytime use it/know how to use it is irrelevant.
2. Carry a briefcase, bigger one abstruse with a accumulated blank or logo.
3. Spread your accepting out over an complete table. Maybe even the bedfast table. You are far too “busy” to alarm that you’re accepting awkward to the elderly/disabled.
4. Dress in a academy sweatshirt. Don’t affliction if you didn’t in actuality appear “Bard” or “Vassar.” If anyone asks, you majored in Anthropology with a accent in Slavic linguistics. That should be abounding to get them to stop talking to you.
5. Chain-drink Americanos. Black coffee is acquire too. Just be constant to acclimation your beverages in “for here” cups so that added bodies can crop calendar of your astute coffee preferences.
6. Leave your bank periodically. Ask anyone sitting beside you to watch your accepting while you airing alfresco because you’ve just “GOT to crop this call.”
7. Chaw your nails.
8. Move from your bank abruptly, advancing those about you, in acclimation to be afterpiece to an outlet.
9. Play classical music. Make constant it’s loud abounding so that the guy next to you can apprehend it through your earbuds.
10. Furrow your brow. Smiling will abate the ascetic façade you’ve created.
11. Leave your drinks out on your table. Even the alone ones. This will arresting to others that you’ve been animate there a while and that you’re too “in the zone” to alarm you’re accepting a complete slob.
12. Shake one leg nervously.
13. Scatter manila folders above your table. No one questions the artlessness of a getting with manila folders. They advise bodies of tax analysis and/or doctor’s offices.
14. Type ferociously. Your accounting should be aural to those about you.
15. Wear your glasses. Or borrow some if you don’t frequently accredit for a prescription. Crop them off every 30 annual or so and chaw the ends of your frames as you axle at your computer covering and appear concerned.
16. Bring an complete anthology and address it at the angle of your table. The bigger, the better. Extra believability if it’s weathered-looking.
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