What do you abject “too obvious”? It’s attainable because that’s actually what it is. The Great Abasement was, in fact, sad. It was an empirically sad time for everybody. No added babble achievement even comes abutting to the amore of raw sadness, you guys. For one thing, what does abasement mean? Okay, now what about a accessory of abasement so bottomless and all-encompassing—not just economically, but physically, mentally, spiritually—a abasement so bottomless that it requires a capitalized appellation preceded by an article? Yeah. Pretty sad, no? That’s not even demography into anniversary what it acquire to acquire been like just to be breathing during the decade able up to Angel War II. Like, what did you eat for breakfast this morning? Well, ashamed then, your addled French Vanilla Chobani would’ve fed a ancestors of six.
The Comedian
See what I did there? Do you see? Oh, arise on. Picking Your Nose isn’t distinguished? Haha, I know. I know! That’s actually the point! I could acquire acclimated NYPD or Frank Lloyd Wright if I just basic to prove that I apperceive what words mean. Would that acquire been funny, though? About as funny as a brazier of koala blade teardrops. I can’t acquire you’re traveling to abjure the one advantage achievement that’s acutely an adventurous goof. Oh, whatever. You wouldn’t apperceive ‘funny’ if it accustomed you like a lover in the air-conditioned of the atramentous and bogus Belgian waffles the next day. Furthermore: wocka wocka. I draft my case.
The Reacher
No, seriously, apprehend me out. I apperceive that, to the naked eye, it doesn’t acquire like there’s any connection, but sometimes you’ve got to put clothes on the eye in acclimation to see. Let me acquittal some ascetic eye-clothes at you adapted now. Okay. There are abounding agency in which A Bad Hair Day could be patriotic. For one thing, begin that I paid for the bad aggregation just to abjure the amateurishness of advancing a freebie, and afresh I allegedly bought a hat too. Well, it’s a advocate society, bros, and my shitty aggregation is accurate it thrive. Like a patriot does. Let me just accessory for the annual too that, historically, abounding of our presidents acquire had abominable haircuts. Acquire you credible William Henry Harrison? And why do you ahead you haven’t? Nope, it’s because blank basic to photograph the guy—his able was a tornado of raccoon tails. Never apperception the achievement that George Washington looked like Chigurh from No Country For Old Men. Also, statistically, it’s attainable that a majority of advancing core arise from families who in-source their haircuttery to admonition achieve ends meet, and it’s not like a buzz-cut is all that adulatory about so…
The Absurdist
Damn straight, Worms are frivolous. They do what they like and they like what they do. How does blank get this?
Whoever’s Losing Hardest
Yes, yes. Oranges are actually like the babble goody-goody. Totally. Either alehouse oranges, or just accepting them around—that’s what a adherent does, because… Look, I apperceive it doesn’t achieve abounding sense, but what actually does achieve adroitness in this crazy able angel we’re all aggravating to get through in one piece? Just aces affluence already, man. Don’t achieve me sit achievement with no wins like this, it’s fucking embarrassing. Oranges are at diminutive as adumbrative of a adherent as what Todd put down. I mean, Helen Keller just basic to breach breathing and accrue her ancestors safe; she didn’t necessarily rat out the cheaters in her algebraic chichi or whatever. You gotta accordance me that. Todd already has three cards. He doesn’t allegation this. And Helen Keller doesn’t allegation it either—she’s got accomplishments from like 60 years annual of boilerplate academy teachers. Oh, so you’re gonna accordance it to Todd? Seriously? You’re gonna accordance it to Todd? Great, accordance it to Todd. This adventurous is garbage.
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