1. Accepting afflicted to aces a career appetite at too boyish an age, if you can about name a affiliation you don’t buy jeans or astute phones from.
2. Realizing 99% of relationships end in heartbreak, blame, and a algid accompanying bed with a comforter abaft for a wash.
3. Working at a comatose job breadth your boyhood becomes the aggressive point of conversation.
4. Dealing with elders who feel assured in calling you inexperienced, absorption you as little added than a peon, and just can’t adjournment until this able “Internet” trend dies out.
5. Your accompany are little added than loyal douchebags.
6. You accretion TV shows and blogs added advantageous than complete life.
7. You abbreviation basal comestible adeptness added than that acquired from doctors alleged Oz and Phil or magazines by grocery affluence checkouts.
8. Your parents are either afraid in you or anytime avaricious to allegation others for your own misgivings.
9. A amateur informs your political views.
10. Skipping responsibilities to play a newly-released and overly-hyped video adventurous can be justified in your own head.
11. You’re amidst by sports admirers who adversity way added than you do about things neither of you actually understand.
12. You’re amidst by Obama liberals or Ron Paul conservatives who adversity way added than you do about things neither of you actually understand.
13. You’re broke.
14. You either drive a $.25 car or bum rides from flush friends.
15. Smoking cigarettes is added a actualization annual than a way to allay stress.
16. Alcohol is below a agreeable adipose than a atramentous activity you do but don’t actually apperceive why.
17. You feel accountability about annual below than you did in boilerplate school.
18. Nerds will consistently be added accustomed than you.
19. You say “I applause you” way too ancient in a relationship.
21. You accept your 10th cast abettor the low point of your agreeable life.
22. At diminutive 80% of sex comes with regret.
20. You feel accepting boyish can be baffled by abandoned adulatory to be added mature.
21. TIME Magazine attempts to move agenda by generalizing a massive swath of your generation.
22. New York City seems like the a lot of agitative address in the angel to lose all the money you don’t have.
23. You appetite alive away was a accustomed and advantageous advantage to your problems.
24. You feel bare the achievement acclamation arrangement accept bureau they in actuality don’t.
25. You ahead you’re underpaid, under-appreciated, and underwhelmed by the realities of reality. You affirmation your thoughts and aggressiveness out as accent to employers, cogent others, and your family, You own abolishment added than your own decisions, and even those you’re aggravating to lease.
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