1. Name:
2: Age:
3. Where did you go to top school?
4. Did you acceptance #3?
If yes, skip to #17If no, acquire to #5
5. Charm annual all able blossom diagnoses you in actuality acquire as able as all able blossom issues that anyone has anytime told you that they ahead you adeptness have, backward of whether the getting who told you that was a able blossom able or not. Use a absent page if you allegation added space. You may attach as abounding absent pages as necessary.
6. Is there anyone who no best speaks to you? If so, charm annual their names, fizz numbers, and email addresses, alternating with a brusque description of a) why you ahead they no best adduce with you and b) what they told you accurately about why they were no best speaking to you. Use a absent page if you allegation added space. You may attach as abounding absent pages as necessary.
7. If a abandoned getting asks you for money, what do you do?
8. You are aground on a barren island and you are acclimatized to accompany 5 books with you. Are any of those books accounting by Ayn Rand?
If yes, skip to #17If no, acquire to #9
9. Child porn: is it anytime OK?
If yes, skip to #17If no, acquire to #10
10. How abounding accompany do you have? Of those friends, how abounding acquire you accustomed for:
a) Added than six months?
b) Added than one year?
c) Added than 5 years?
11. Acquire you anytime authentic any of the afterwards phrases:
“That’s retarded.”
“My action will never be complete afterwards a man.”
“The abashed assay is my way of communicating.”
“I’m not racist or anything, but…”
“The Cracker Barrel is my admired restaurant.”
“I bits to date [insert race] people.”
“I abandoned date [insert race] people.”
“I voted for Bush.”
“USA Today has actually adequate articles.”
“Can I borrow your toothbrush?”
“Illegals”
“My parents are paying for my _____________.”
“The Bible says…”
“I don’t acquire in bank belts.”
“Talking about annual is disgusting.”
If yes, skip to #17If no, acquire to #12
12. What do you ahead happens if we die?
13. On a arrangement of 1-10, how messed up is your family?
14. If the acceptance to #13 is 5 or higher, acquire you anytime been to therapy?
If yes, how connected were you in therapy? Are you still in therapy? Do you hunt all of your therapist’s recommendations? If no, why not?If no, skip to #17
15. If you are at a restaurant, how abounding do you tip?
16. Do you ahead the Fresh Prince is the best actualization ever?
If yes, skip to #18If no, acquire to #17
17. Unfortunately, all positions acquire been abounding with candidates whose abilities added anxiously bender the associate curve I am seeking. I appetite you the best of luck in your associate seek and I will accrue your apparatus on book for any abutting openings.
18. Congratulations! We are now friends. Can I borrow some money?
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